In a vain attempt to not only not watch the “State of the Union” Address but to put its existence out of my mind, I’m trying to track down more information regarding some of the most interestingly wacky television I’ve seen in quite some time. About ten days ago (yeah, I know, very timely) I’m… Read More The Opiate of the Wackier Masses
The bodies you see falling from the skyscraper windows across the street are my Left and far Left friends offing themselves in response to the Alito vote. To them I say, sorry, but you should have jumped back in early November 2004. Just think of all the bad things you would have missed, and we… Read More New Mantras For the Old Ceremony
So much fun stuff going on, so little time to ridicule it. Scot’s Internet Gambling Site is now up and running (www.moneyingutter.com) through an off-shore partnership with Richard Branson, the makers of the La Llarona movie “The Cry” (paid) and ex-State Treasurer Robert Vigil. Wagers (aka “action”) are being accepted for the following “Over/Under” bets… Read More Now You Can Profit From Current Events!
The craziness of the week (and my indirect involvement in a certain time-wasting blogs-as-news- gathering-organizations case study) has led to a degradation of the typical high, high quality of this blog over the last few days. Dirty mental laundry has piled up, intellectual dishes fill the messy sink, general disorder has ruled. Be assured that… Read More Declaration of Blog (Jenga!) Principles
Folks here at the ‘Burque Babble are taking the evening off to listen to the new Cat Power record “The Greatest” 10, 12, 14 times straight. So far it sounds pretty darn Memphis upbeat for a Chan Marshall record. But we still have 13.7 listens to go. By the way, I see she doing shows… Read More Bloggin’ Cat Nap
Earlier today a regular reader of the Babble (and running partner) came home to find that someone had tried to pry and kick in his front door. Evidently the strength of meth addicts isn’t what it used to be, and the very nice $400 front door easily withstood the attack. A few pry marks and… Read More Meth People Suck
Remember this, i.e. the white, uh, stuff in the photo above? How about this? Nah, me neither. Still I have these old photos in which my yard is covered with this mysterious whitish substance. Heck, it even seems to be surrounding Oly, my Golden Retriever, in this shot below… Maybe it’s just a Photoshop effect… Read More Think Sn….uh, Precipitation of Any Kind