Job Posting: Dean of Students, Southwest Aeronautics, Mathematics and Science Academy

APS did not fire Knauber. Acting upon a disciplinary committee’s recommendation the district had shuffled him off to teach this fall at Volcano Vista High School. It appears now, though, that Knauber will be the dean of students at the state-chartered Southwest Aeronautics, Mathematics & Science Academy in Albuquerque.

…the contraband – a digital scale, a marijuana grinder and sandwich baggies..

7.7.14, Albuquerque Journal, Editorial:  Decision time approaches on former Sandia AD

 

WANTED, DEAN OF STUDENTS: The Southwest Aeronautics, Mathematics and Science Academy (SAMS) is a state-chartered public school currently seeking an innovative, caring full-time administratively licensed Dean of Students to engender positive academic behavior in its outstanding student body.  Candidates should have excellent “people” skills, be a positive and ethically flexible “team player” and have a good working knowledge of marijuana grinding equipment.  “Must haves” include extensive K-12 educational leadership experience, an extremely active imagination when considering what’s best for our school and specific familiarity with tools needed to facilitate the distribution of illegal drugs.  At SAMS we value going the extra mile in our passion to “plant” useful learning “tools” into its students and working colleagues. For more information, contact SAMS Administrator Al Baysinger on his beeper at 555-DOPE (or 555-WEED if he doesn’t get back to you right away, just chill).

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